Hijacking the afterparty

Race the Coffee Cat, get good and caffeinated, then meet the Scorchers afterward at Rudy's (372 Elm St.) for $2 High Lifes (with the supplied wrist band), Scorcher's in-house DJ Uva, and trackstands/footdown at the infamous Big Phil Memorial Tree Hump. Bring some cash for Rudy's frites or you'll hate yourself in the morning.